Police Blotter
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem… Right?
Friday, Oct. 26, 1:53 a.m. – An officer observed a woman staggering from side to side, westbound on the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive.
Weather
I’ve got to admit, I’m not really surprised that Shia LaBeouf was arrested over the weekend for trespassing at a Chicago Wallgreens.
Admin Letters Misplace Priorities
Once upon a time, some two summers ago, I was seated on my second-hand couch, guiltily enjoying a VH1 marathon of “America’s Next Top Model” cycle two, when my cell phone beckoned with the “Can-Can” ring tone I’d assigned my parents.
Armchair QB
As a preemptive move, the QB would like to point out that the only reason that there are only men’s sports on the front page is because both teams played HUGE games.
Family, Friends To Memorialize Life of UCSB Student
Danny Riley rode his bicycle to class for the last time on Oct. 11.
Sasquatch Skeptics Neglect ‘Foot Facts
Just when you thought life couldn’t possibly get any more exciting, Bigfoot pops his beautiful face – OK fine, it was his back, but whatever – out of the forest. Reports out of Pennsylvania have Bigfoot enthusiasts jumping out of their socks.
Record Crowd Watches UCSB Dominate Cal Poly
With a chance to take control of the race for the conference championship, the #12 UCSB men’s soccer team dominated Cal Poly 3-1 in front of a Big West record crowd of 8,102 Saturday night at Harder Stadium.
UC To Refute D.O.E. Fine Over Nuclear Lab Violation
Facing charges regarding the mismanagement of a federal laboratory, the University of California has opted to contest a $3 million fine from the Dept. of Energy.
Gauchos Give Top Ranked Bears a Scare
Emotions ran high on Senior Day for the UCSB men’s water polo game against Cal, but in the end the Gauchos dug themselves too big of a whole to climb out of.