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This is two weeks in a row now that my superb Friday column has been foiled by massive corrections.

Accents Prove to be Pain in the Arse

I’m taking a class on stage dialects this quarter, and it’s usually pretty fun.

Armchair QB

OMG! So now that the world officially knows that Barry Bonds took steroids, here’s to hoping he kills Arnold Schwarzenegger in next year’s Mr. Universe competition.

Arbor Petitioners Allegedly Violate CA Election Code

Allegations of illegal activity by petitioners on campus has turned up inconsistencies in the signature-collection process and raised questions about the validity of the practices at the UCSB campus.

Remember Abdicated Writer Affectionately

Over a seven-month period last year, sixty staff members of the Santa Barbara News-Press either resigned or were fired.

UCSB To Honor Legendary Class

With the Big West Championship all wrapped up, the #9 UCSB men’s soccer team bids farewell to six seniors on Senior Night when the squad hosts UC Riverside at Harder Stadium, Saturday at 7 p.m.

Sorority To Catch a Wave for Hospital Research

In an effort to raise money for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, the women of Tri Delta will hit the waves and the beach for their fourth annual surf competition, a tug-of-war and other events this Sunday.

Watch Who’s Watching Your Facebook

Every time I’m on Facebook – which sadly constitutes a major chunk of my free time – I always come across something that never fails to amaze me: How little some people consider privacy and safety issues on these social networking sites.