The Lineup
1. Lindsay Lohan allegedly left rehab on Oct. 5, moving to an outpatient program and saying she wants to avoid temptation by staying in Utah. Here’s to the streets of L.A. staying safe for another day – we’ll drink to that.
Kick Off Fall at the Best Places for Football
With fall comes colder weather, the changing of the leaves and possibly the most important event: the start of football season. While some Gauchos might proclaim that the only kind of football is the kind UCSB plays at Harder Stadium, a plethora of local places score with their Sunday and Monday night festivities. You never know… anything can happen in the NFL.
UCSB Graduate Dies After Being Struck by Vehicle
Former UCSB student Anne Napier was killed Friday night after she was hit by a vehicle near Santa Barbara City College.
2007 Championship Series Picks
Last week we made our picks for the Division Series, and I kind of didn’t pick the right, uhhh… see what had happened was that, uhhh… basically I didn’t do so well. Let’s just say that if this were an SAT question, you could say that I am to picking Division Series winners as George W. Bush is to picking countries to invade. But that’s all in the past, and anyone who’s ever seen me golf knows that I’m a quick learner, so on to my Championship Series predictions…
Nexus Releases Its Web
LOL! WTF? Yes, the Daily Nexus has a newly revamped Web site for you to meander over to in between YouTube videos about dramatic chipmunks and guys taking trashcans to the face. Now you can tell us how brilliant or stupid we are with just the click of a mouse. As part of our new approach to the World Wide Web, the Nexus has added comment boards, videos, online-only opinion columns as well as crossword and Sudoku puzzle answers.
UCen Hub Caps Off Nights With After Hours Events
Beginning this quarter, football enthusiasts and trivia aficionados can sit down and enjoy a cold one by partaking in one of the Hub’s many After Hours activities.
2007 Championship Series Picks
Despite the fact that Boston’s complete dismantling of my Angels made me the biggest Indians fan around, I just don’t see the Tribe stopping the Red Sox. With the gems that ace Josh Beckett and October superstar Curt Shilling throw in the American League Division Series, how can you bet against Boston? Cleveland got all it could ask for from hurlers C.C. Sabathia and Fausto Carmona last round, and they’ll need a repeat performance – probably two – to get to the World Series.
Diving for Muff Makes for Good Stuff
Last week we talked about how to please men with your mouth, and that applied to a little over half of the students. Today, we’ll move on to the other half and teach all the guys – or girls – how to properly lay down that tongue twister known as cunnilingus.
Local Workers Hold Rally for Higher Pay
Rallying in support of better wages, dozens of Santa Barbara public employees marched during their lunch hour yesterday demanding their pay match the cost of living for the area.
A Few Suggestions For the Giants Faithful
It was a disappointing summer for me in two very important ways. First of all, I am still nowhere near the top 1,000 on mancrush.com. I blame all of you for this, so get on it and get me on that list. I refuse to believe that guys like Aristotle and the Hamburglar are more desirable than I am.