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I’ve heard lots of people discussing the question of which weekend Halloween will be celebrated on this year. It’s a complex issue, but in the end someone’s going to have to make an executive decision. Someone who’s intelligent, witty and good-looking enough to truly appreciate all the subtleties of Halloween. That happens to be a perfect description of me, so here’s your executive decision…
Armchair QB
The Rockies are 1-0 in their series with the Diamondbacks, meaning the sports editors are a combined 2-0 in their second round picks. If only we did this well at things that actually counted…
Students, Staff Celebrate Sexual Diversity
All colors of the rainbow came together yesterday on Old Women’s Center lawn in support and celebration of the annual National Coming Out Day.
Batteries Not Excluded From Trouble
Moore’s Law, which states the number of transistors that can be placed on a single circuit will increase exponentially, doubling every year, has so far proven to be extremely accurate.
Gauchos Fall to Rival Mustangs
The UCSB women’s volleyball team showed a strong performance in the first game, but was unable to keep its momentum, falling to #24 Cal Poly (11-7, 5-1 Big West) 3-1 at the Thunderdome Thursday night. With this loss, the Gauchos fell to 0-4 in home territory.
Nava Celebrates Speed Limit Law Passage
Nearly a year after a local junior high student was killed by a car on his way to class, local Assemblyman Pedro Nava celebrated the passage of the Safer School Zone Act yesterday with a press conference at Foothill School in Goleta.
Forget Laundry; Feel Breeze Above Knees
Britney Spears is taking over the world. And by world, I mean the press. And by Britney Spears, I mean her hoo-hah. Having made yet another appearance this past week, the greater population of the United States may possibly be able to recognize Britney’s downstairs better than her face.
SB Hosts Davis in Big West Rematch
After an unexpected postponement of Wednesday’s match with Cal State Northridge, the #10 UCSB men’s soccer team comes off six days of rest today to take on UC Davis at Harder Stadium at 7 p.m. The contest marks the second time the Gauchos have played the Aggies in as many weeks, with the last result being a dominating 4-0 shutout for Santa Barbara in Davis.
Time Runs Out for Bell Part in Campus Tower
The bells of Storke Tower will remain out of commission until early next week following a timer malfunction that occurred Tuesday night.
Brave Broham Shares Kegs of Wisdom From the Depths of I.V.
Seeing as we’ve already bitten into a good chunk of Fall Quarter, I’m sure we’ve all had enough time to make our fair share of mistakes. God forbid! Not in Isla Vista!