Police Provide Prescription for Prudent Partying

While Halloween in Isla Vista is famous for providing a rockin’ good time, it is also infamous for creating health problems and legal trouble, both of which were topics discussed by law enforcement officers at a recent forum held by Associated Students.

Quirarte Sets Example for Gauchos

Standing at 6 feet 3 inches with a big smile and even bigger volleyball skills, senior captain and middle blocker Brett Quirarte has been a force for the UCSB women’s volleyball team since her arrival on campus in 2004.

New Hump Replaces Sex Tips With Sleaze

Throughout my years here at UCSB, professors and administrators have constantly told me that I am attending one of the “top universities in the country.”

Driver Loses Control; Two Passengers Die at Scene

Two women were killed in an alleged drunk driving incident early Sunday morning in Montecito after the vehicle they were in plunged off the San Ysidro overpass.

Whiskey Out a Boot Out With the Old In With the Iro

The addition of a national championship banner to Harder Stadium’s entrance was a nice off-season touch by the facility’s decorative staff, but they forgot something.

Bloated, Overdemaning UAW Suffocates American Auto Industry

General Motors, the largest automobile company on the planet, earned over $200 billion in revenue last year, but by December, had nearly $2 billion in net losses.

Student Groups Host Week of Events to Fight Rape Culture

Likening sexual harassment and assault to a war against women, campus groups have begun tabling this week for the fifth annual “I Want a Truce” campaign.

GAUCHOS MAKE WAVES IN CLUB SCENE

While its Division I counterparts get most of the headlines, the UCSB men’s club water polo team is quietly putting together a dominant season and, in the process, giving the school yet another club team with hopes of winning a national championship.

The Midterm Master Reveals Secrets of Mad Testing Skills

Hello Gauchos, this is your conscience speaking. You know that odd sensation you feel churning in your gut right now? T

Donors To Give Blood at Silvergreens

UCSB students and Isla Vista residents will have the opportunity to receive free sundaes and save a life this week by participating in the United Blood Services blood drive hosted at Silvergreens.