Band Begins Anew With Web Site
Radiohead is one of the greatest, most respected – but still underrated – bands of our generation. My good friend once referred to them as the Beatles of our musical age.
Donation To Enhance UCSB Stem Cell Research
UCSB’s proposed Center for Stem Cell Biology and Engineering has received a $3 million grant, creating an endowed chair to attract a new administrator.
SEC Still Land of the Great, At Least in Name
Having been born in Texas, and raised in California, I’ve never quite been able to figure out why I love Southeastern Conference football so much.
Rules for Hot New Game Let You Say “So Long” to Pong
Today I would like to tell you about the best new drinking game on the rise. It combines competitive physical ability with heavy drinking and fun. The game: Snappa.
Sigma Nu Kicks Off Weeklong Events
The annual Sigma Nu Relays charity fundraiser returns this week, pitting greeks against one another in contests ranging from a Zodo’s bowling tournament to the Coyote Ugly Sorority Dance Competition.
Halo
UCSB students play Halo 3 at a Microsoft-sponsored launch party in the State Street Room in the UCen on Monday night.
Weather
A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. I was in complete support of this guy until he claimed that massaging a patients chest can help treat common jaw problems. I’m no doctor, […]
Woman Escapes Alleged Assault During Drug Deal
The intersection of Camino Pescadero and Seville Road was the site of an alleged rape attempt this weekend during an alleged drug deal.
Armchair QB
For the record, both Sports Editors were correct in picking the Rockies. I think we both picked sweeps too….and even if we didn’t, we know you’re too lazy to look it up and prove us wrong.
Starbucks Deserves to Roast Rivals
Starbucks is crap and the corporate machine is the devil. Yada, yada, yada. When I hear shit like this, I usually feel like punching the nearest hippie.