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J.K. Rowling’s admission that Dumbledore was gay really leads to some questions that I don’t think anyone wants the answers to.

Don of Disguise Stitches New Ideas

Isla Vista, something wicked this way comes. As if this ash-clad omen wasn’t indicative enough, our favorite holiday of drunken debauchery and masked delight swiftly approaches.

Armchair QB

Greg Ryan found out the hard way that Hope Solo is too hot to sit on the bench. The QB would never make such a mistake and is holding out for his old gig.

SoCal Blazes Continue to Pose Threat

As of 5 p.m. yesterday, authorities officially contained the Sedgwick Reserve Fire in Santa Ynez Valley.

Week Ignores Voice of Moderate Islam

Everyone look out! Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week is here! According Aria Miran’s article about Horowitz (“National Event Centers on Issue of Radical Islam,” Daily Nexus, Oct. 22), Islamic fascism is the greatest threat to Islam.

SB Pounds Foes in Weekend Wins

The UCSB men’s club soccer team may be the most dominant sport club on campus.

Doctor Starts Series of Holocaust Lectures

Today marks the first in a series of lectures addressing the Holocaust by honoring noted Nazi opposition leader and Santa Barbara resident George J. Wittenstein.

Think!

Shorter Than Bob Costas: For Fantasy Tips Don’t Look Here

ew people have fantasies about Rick Kamla and Eric Karabell.

Isla Vista To Get Crash Course in Legal Procedure

In response to past Halloweens, including last year’s festivities, which saw 333 people arrested, local lawyers and police deputies will give UCSB students and Isla Vistans a quick legal tutorial this week regarding police encounters.