Slightly Cloudy With A 50 Percent Chance of Nudity

After yesterday’s sweet column, I figured my bosses would have no problem with me taking the day off.

Residents, Staff Meet to Discuss Skateboard Ban

Immediate changes to UCSB’s campus skateboarding policies were averted yesterday, after university administrators agreed to postpone their decisions until more research is collected.

UCSB Hosts Rivals to End Season

An up-and-down season comes to an end this weekend when the UCSB baseball team hosts Big West rival Cal Poly.

Search for Nuts in the SB Gardens

Have you and your significant other grown bored of the same old sex? Tired of romping on those same dirty sheets?

Stories from the files of Isla Vista Foot Patrol

The Police Blotter brought to you by the talented Nikki Moore on 92.9 KJEE Monday morning May 14th

Students’ Art, Silent Films To Reel in Crowd

Silent films will have a chance to pump up the volume in Campbell Hall tonight, as the Film & Media Studies Dept. presents the 16th annual Reel Loud Film Festival.

Suns Can Blame Mr. Stern, Horry for Early Playoff Exit

Robert Horry is known for making big shots in the waning moments of key games throughout his career. But the biggest shot of “Big Shot Bob’s” career was made in Game 1 of the second round of the Western Conference Playoffs.

The Reel Loud Fest Requires Real Work

As much as I’ve been raving how great the movie season has been this year, sometimes it’s nice to take a break from the epic sensory overloads many of us have been experiencing at the theaters.

Project To Fund SB Wildlife Preservation

Threatened species of plants and birds near the Coal Oil Point Reserve may soon recover from their damaged habitats with the help of a few recent monetary grants to local restoration efforts.

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LeBron’s Cavs lose by the same score in two straight games and a teammate has a wide-open shot to win in both. Only if LBJ put as much effort into taking over games as he does his commericals.