Out-Weathered
This has got to be the fucking funniest correction ever.
Amazing Gaucho Run Ends in Semis
The UCSB roller hockey team recently finished an exciting and very successful season, having returned from the 2007 Collegiate Roller Hockey National Championships with an impressive showing in their first trip ever.
Techie Unravels Internet Mystery
“…The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes,” Senator Ted Stevens said.
Capps Proposes Law Authorizing Animal Hunting
Last week marked a new chapter in the long battle over the future of Santa Rosa Island, as Congresswoman Lois Capps introduced a bill that would once again put the island’s non-native elk and deer populations on the path to extermination, and its endangered species on the path to survival.
SB Marches Onward at Wildcats’ Expense
The UCSB men’s club lacrosse team took down the University of Arizona 7-5 this weekend in the West Coast Lacrosse League’s championship game.
Wal-Mart Keeps Low Prices, Brings Gains
Despite the fact that Hillary Clinton called the retail giant a “mixed blessing” in Saturday’s debate, Wal-Mart is unquestionably good for both America’s economy and America’s people.
Club Drives to Decrease Car Emissions
A lightly used 2006 Honda Civic emits about 8,393 pounds of carbon dioxide per year.
Sometimes You Just Cannot Say No
The good name of Major League Baseball has been shot. It all started back with the MLB strike in 1994.
Board Funds Dodgeball Tournament
Associated Students Finance Board distributed $34,051.20 among 15 organizations, including itself, at its meeting last night.