Harder Stadium Welcomes Crowd for Extravaganza
Extravaganza 2007 lured about 6,000 concertgoers eager to rock out with headliner T.I. yesterday at the annual Spring Quarter music festival in Harder Stadium.
That’s My Bush
President George W. Bush’s office and former President Jimmy Carter slung mud at each other’s presidencies this weekend, which really is like K Fed and Britney arguing over who the better parent is.
Gauchos Stymied in Los Angeles
The NCAA Regionals have simply not been kind to the UC Santa Barbara softball team over the years.
Southerner Embraces His Pecker
At first glance, mah’ penis don’t seem all that extraordinary.
Students Flock to Floatopia’s Seafaring Fun
Though most of humanity may never know a utopian civilization, hundreds of UCSB students found their paradise last Friday among surf, rafts and vast amounts of beer.
Hip Hop Celebrates Bling, Not Brains
As much as I enjoy riding dirty and being G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, I’m growing tired of all these laughable hip hop songs that seem to come and go faster than a homeless man to a stray dollar bill.
Teams Track Progress in Annual Relay for Life
Nearly $86,000 was collected for the American Cancer Society this past weekend, after close to 1,000 joggers and walkers participated in UCSB’s fourth annual Relay For Life.
Santa Barbara Wins Pair in Nonconference Series
The UCSB baseball team slugged its way to a series victory over future Big West opponent UC Davis this weekend, ending a four-game losing streak in the process.
Time For Stern to Pull Some Strings
For years conspiracy theorists have insisted that NBA commissioner David Stern rigged the 1985 Draft Lottery to ensure that the New York Knicks received the top pick, enabling them to draft Georgetown superstar Patrick Ewing.