The End, My Friends
Some people see the glass as being half-full; some see it as half-empty. The ‘human sees the glass as being too big for the content.
Break the Camel’s Back at SB’s Middle Eastern Eateries
As summer and finals approach, many of you will undoubtedly begin daydreaming of foreign getaways, despite the moths in your wallets.
Schroeder Leaves Program She Built
From her days as a shortstop for two national champion UCLA teams through her years as head coach of UCSB’s softball team, winning has always been in Kristy Schroeder’s blood.
Another One Bites the Dust
Mama didn’t raise no quitters – or did she? On Monday, Associated Students Internal Vice President-Elect, Ian Taylor, withdrew from his position and its promise to UCSB in exchange for that of another student body
Ex-Teacher Returns to SB With Band
Former UCSB lecturer Doug Folsom had daydreamed of partying like a rock star since he was a kid – but unlike most faculty members, he eventually decided to trade grades for groupies.
Gauchos Aim to Finish on High Note
With hitting streaks and school records on the line, the UCSB baseball team will begin the final week of the season today when USC pays a visit to Santa Barbara.
Porn Allows Viewers to Fantasize, Escape Reality
“Stop fucking standing there and fuck me!” porn star Cytherea demanded of her costar.
Santa Barbara Bowl Raises Its Own Roof
With a roof capable of holding at least 250 tons of equipment, the Santa Barbara Bowl will no longer have to turn away the bigger stars for fear of heavy gear falling from the sky.
When Surfing Meets Shopping
What do you look for in a good board? Do you prefer one that allows you the speed and agility to race down the line throwing solid snaps?
Take a Pause to Avoid Faux Pas
Great parties tend to adhere to a complex formula incorporating the proper balance, location and amount of certain crucial party aspects.