Digest Investigates Drunken Bedwetting
There have been plenty of parties with costumes based on a letter, but this is not the type of party I’m talking about.
Gaucho Fans Step Up When It Counts
Any fan following UCSB athletics over the past few years had to be curious leading up to the men’s volleyball team’s Mountain Pacific Sports Federation quarterfinal match last Saturday.
UCSB Asians Fear VTech Fallout
In the wake of last week’s Virginia Tech shootings, universities around the country are asking whether they are prepared for a similar occurrence – and the Asian-American community is wondering how the country will treat them as a result.
VOX Members Speak Against Court’s New Abortion Ruling
I am compelled to write as a result of my immense concern, dismay and, most of all, anger over last Wednesday’s landmark Supreme Court ruling, which upheld the federal abortion ban, in effect criminalizing some early second trimester abortions.
Thank You, Kind Sir
Many instances in our lives involve waiting our turn. Whether we are at the grocery store, merging in traffic or waiting for a set in the line up, it seems everyone is in a hurry these days to be first in the line.
Hotels Fill Up as Graduation Approaches
If you are graduating this spring, think about starting some cleaning efforts – your parents and loved ones may be sleeping on your beer-soaked floor since almost every hotel room in town is booked for the weekend of June 16 through 17.
Ripping the Bong Does Not Disturb the Earth’s Equilibrium
Rest easy tonight, stoners, your favorite pastime may actually help fight global warming.
Royally Inebreated
Too bad the Royals are returning the Dom Perignon Torii Hunter bought them. The booze could probably help them to a few wins the way they’re playing.
Local Gamers Aim for Xbox 360 in Halo 2 Tournament
“When you kill someone, you say they got ‘pwn3d,'” second-year electrical engineering major Matthew Honea said, speaking in his native Leet Speak.
Pet Owner Defends Cody the Dog in I.V. Raccoon Skirmish
It boggles the mind to think of all the opinions flying around this albino raccoon (“Legendary Albino Raccoon Dies From Dog Attack,” Daily Nexus, April 16).