How many authors on the New York Times Bestseller List also have a MySpace page?

Alien Visitors, UFOs Tour CA Cities

Illegal aliens are a nuisance. I don’t want to cause alarm, but let’s face it: They threaten the safety and security of every citizen. Kinda scary looking, too.

Gauchos Look to Capsize Waves

It will be Gauchos versus Waves, Carroll versus Patak tonight in Malibu.

Vote ‘human or Die

The ever-controversial Dr. Kevorkian was paroled late last year in part due to his suffering, interestingly enough, from a terminal illness.

Lawmakers Attempt to Alter Divisions of Race on Campuses

UC campuses and the state legislature have upped their efforts to increase diversity throughout the college system, seeking to combat the negative side effects of Proposition 209, the California measure that prohibits public institutions from discriminating on the basis of race, sex or ethnicity.

Against the Grind

Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s double feature, “Grindhouse,” an exuberant tribute to the lowbrow exploitation cinema of the seventies, begins with a preview of a kitten in neon colors and a warning that this material “may not be suitable for children.”