Facebook To Spread STD Test Results Like Butter
To encourage more responsible sexual habits, UCSB Student Health finalized plans last week to post students’ STD test results on Facebook’s News Feed.
Coming of Age: Women Finding their Place
Now that the quarter is over, I have a confession to make to all of the Nexus Sports faithful. I assume that most of you – ok, all of you – are male.
The Breakup
Oh, God, Larry is still talking about me? We broke up two months ago! You’d think he’d get it through his dense head that I don’t want him back, especially not after those creepy “I swear I’ll die without your love” letters he sent.
University Officials Approve Study of Under-represented White Males
Two months of hunger strikes, petition drives, town hall meetings and class walkouts have propelled the UCSB administration into founding the country’s first white men’s studies dept.
Long-time I.V. Resident Is Tired of Hassling, Names
I’ve never written in to the newspaper before, but as a long-time resident of Isla Vista, I feel that I must voice my opinion on something that has been bothering me for quite some time now.
PennySaver Buys Out SB News-Press Amid Newsroom Skirmish
In a surprise move yesterday, Santa Barbara News-Press owner and co-publisher Wendy McCaw sold her embattled newspaper to the highest bidder – PennySaver, Co.
Career Counselor Gives Hot Job Tips to Seniors
Spring has most definitely sprung and for UCSB seniors, that means it’s time to start thinking about post-graduation plans.
Tower May Ring But It’s No Ding-a-Ling
After serving nearly 40 years as Santa Barbara County’s largest tribute to male fertility, Storke Tower’s phallic status was called into question yesterday when two local experts determined that the structure more readily resembles an enlarged clitoris.
Mob Takes Down Drunk I.V. Arsonist
Five local residents took down a blowtorch-welding UCSB student this past Saturday night after the 21-year-old’s joyride took a turn for the worse.