Conquest To Pitch New I.V. Housing to Evicted Cedarwood Occupants
After months of controversy surrounding Conquest Student Housing, the property management company has announced plans to open a new complex in Isla Vista for the low-income tenants it evicted last summer.
Gauchos Smack Bruins in da Mouf
With UCLA’s 100th NCAA Championship on the table yesterday, the #1 UC Santa Barbara beer pong team handed the #5 Bruins their biggest loss of the season in the final game of the 2007 NCAA Beer Pong Tournament in Isla Vista, Calif.
Noise Curfew Accidentally Adjusted
So a funny little thing happened the other day. I was working on a paper for one of my classes about the environment when all of a sudden one of my buddies calls me in a panic to tell me he needs me to go to some county board of supervisors meeting because he’s stuck in Los Angeles traffic.
Council Requests Funding for Brains
Pushing a pro-zombie agenda, an army of the undead has apparently usurped the power of Associated Students Legislative Council – a coup that had gone unnoticed until last week.
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oh No for UCSB Star
Like many students, sophomore forward Tom Garlepp from the UCSB men’s basketball team spent much of his spring break basking in the sun by the Pacific Ocean.
Questions Serve to Enhance Learning
People always ask me, “Arthur, how do you do it? How do you come up with so many questions to ask the professor during class?” And I always tell them, “I don’t know, man. I guess I’m just a genius.”
Bomb Hookah Development Sparks Tension
An explosion at Jerusalem Garden Cafe early this morning sent at least 50 pre-prepared falafel balls and 30 pita pockets through the roof and into the air, shattering the tranquility of Isla Vista’s beachside community.
HISTORICAL EVENT
In a shocking announcement, the Supreme Court voted 5-4 yesterday to allow women to participate in intercollegiate athletics starting next fall.
The Breakup
Alright people, as you may have already heard, Kelly and I are no longer a couple. It’s over. We’re finished. We’re done-skies – and I for one couldn’t be happier.