Sandcastle in the Sky

UCSB Tramples Matadors on Road

After a blowout win on Friday, the UCSB baseball team split a pair of dramatic games over the weekend to come away with a series victory against Cal State Northridge.

Stories from the files of Isla Vista Foot Patrol

I’m Going to Call Your Parents
Saturday, April 14, 12:25 a.m. – An officer on uniformed foot patrol was walking eastbound on the 6700 block of Del Playa Drive when he saw a “youthful” looking man walking toward him holding a plastic cup.

Santa Barbara Earns Split With Rivals

The UCSB men’s track and field team relished victory again on its home track, defeating visiting Cal Poly 108-94 to secure its first undefeated regular season in program history, while the Mustang women got the better of Santa Barbara in their 107-96 win.

Cal Poly Sends Gauchos Home Packing

The fourth-seeded UCSB women’s tennis team ended its season Friday, losing to fifth seed Cal Poly 4-0 in the Big West Tournament Quarterfinals in the first upset of the championships.

Curses!

Well, you bitches didn’t elect the ‘human as A.S. president… again.

Voters Elect Brower, Taylor Into Office

Open People’s Party candidates Stephanie Brower and Ian Taylor won the only two contested executive officer positions yesterday, yet most of the results for Associated Students Legislative Council still remain up in the air.

Pepperdine Dominates at the Net

The Gauchos rode into Malibu and crashed into the Waves last night as the #4 UCSB men’s volleyball team lost to #1 Pepperdine 3-1 in a Mountain Pacific Sports Federation semifinals match.

Game With a Buddy

Last Wednesday, Microsoft held a Halo 2 tournament at Corwin Pavilion. As a self-hating nerd, I’m inclined to ridicule all those players that attended.

Campus To Host Events, Concert for Former Grads

UCSB is welcoming its alumni back to campus this weekend for the first annual All Gaucho Reunion, and giving them a packed itinerary that may make them want to re-enroll.