Twice the High is Twice the Fun
In honor of the sexiest college holiday, this 4/20 we have decided to get together for a night of smoking weed, watching sick episodes of “Planet Earth” and having some dirty sex – at least in the deep and dark corners of Jeff’s creepy mind.
FUSION: Watch Out for Reactors and Power Down at SB’s Cafes
At times, it’s hard to determine what you want to eat for dinner.
Campus Places To Trade Spaces After Construction Ends
Various campus departments are dusting off their knights and bishops and strategically placing them in striking distance of the king – thousands of square feet of new and newly vacated building space.
Lose Lips Sink Bananna Boat
The minions at DLG found out about last night’s planned food fight, so I feel justified in reviewing this, once more:
Gauchos Exploit Westmont’s Woes
The UCSB baseball team notched its fourth consecutive victory yesterday, accumulating 19 hits on the way to a 15-9 win over Westmont.
Irresponsible Owners Need to Control Rowdy Canine
I am not a PETA member, nor a member of any other animal rights group.
Rafter Birds Ruffle Feathers in UCen
Amid the music emanating from behind the counter of the Gaucho Cafe in the University Center, small, fluttering onlookers in the rafters make music of their own, watching intently for the perfect opportunity to swoop on a tasty snack.
Long Beach Cannot Spoil SB Playoff Hopes
The UCSB women’s tennis team is set to finish off its season with a match against conference opponent #48 Long Beach State this afternoon.
TBTN Educates Women, Men About Rape’s Consequences
A host of purple posts have sprouted between campaign signs.
A.S. Candidates Discuss Funding, Policy
In front of yet another small audience, the three candidates for Associated Students president debated such topics as the party system, fiscal accountability and the need for A.S. experience.