Love Children

John Mayer’s “Waiting on the World to Change,” Nickelback’s “If Everyone Cared” and Five for Fighting’s “World” are locked in an intense battle for douchebag supremacy.

Meet the World’s Beloved Baldies

Be bold. Be brave. Be bald.

Santa Barbara Rolls Over Matadors on Senior Night

The UCSB men’s basketball team is getting hot at exactly the right time.

Cartoon Voice Actor Speaks on U.S. Politics

The man behind over a dozen “The Simpsons” characters – including Ned Flanders and Mr. Burns – spoke on campus last night about the U.S. government’s current political policies.

Students’ Party Seeks Members for Election

We are not going to mention the history of successful action organized by former Students’ Party candidates.

UCSB Shines at Sun Devil Invite

In its biggest upset of the season, the UCSB softball team defeated #2 Arizona State and improved to 13-5 overall after the weekend’s Sun Devil/Wilson DeMarini Invitational.

Kids Brush Up on Dental Hygiene at Free Annual Event

UCSB Student Health partnered with charity organization Direct Relief International this past Saturday to provide free dental care to 20 low-income, uninsured children in Isla Vista.

I Am Not a Narcissist, I Am Too Awesome

Many things have been said about today’s college students – and none of them are good. Not surprisingly, the Baby Boomers lead the charge against us.

Gauchos Edge Northridge for Second Place

Despite a small late-season stumble with its loss Feb. 24, the UCSB women’s basketball team has resumed form with a pair of wins on the road last week, including a 90-79 dismantling of Cal State Northridge on Saturday.

New Student Loan Bill Awaits Vote of Approval in House

With supporters citing lower costs to taxpayers and opponents alleging the start of an inefficient government monopoly, the Student Aid Reward Act (STAR) must garner more bipartisan partners if it is to dance through Congress.