Nuns Having Fun

Arms poised in a port de bras, Sister Mary Leo, the novice nun, glides across the stage with the use of pink Heelys, the footwear of a common ten-year-old hipster that allows one to roll across a room effortlessly.

Loading the Bases

Already known as a racist, sexist, and homophobe, John Rocker can now add Human Growth Hormone user to his list. What a resume.

Bring in da Funk

On Saturday, March 10, USCB is fortunate to have the dynamic hip hop artist Lyrics Born performing at the Hub.

Calendar for 3/8/07

Unwind tonight with a little night music, as the University Wind Ensemble presents a concert featuring works by Robert Washburn, Gordon Jacob, Vincent Persichetti, Eric Ewazen, Samuel Hazo and Eric Whitacre.

Arcade Fire / Neon Bible / Merge Records

Sharing a name with Tom Kennedy Toole’s novel, Neon Bible falls short of its predecessor Funeral, featuring more abrasive lyrics and a rather disappointing experimentation with new sounds.

Third Woman Comes Forward To Accuse Local Man Of Rape

The man who was arrested last weekend for allegedly raping two women after injecting them with Ketamine, Steven Neff, is now being accused of a third rape.

Goodbye, Darling

Maybe the Weathermate wouldn’t have left if I had just apologized more.

Bill’s Bus Drives Make Out Sessions

“Let’s find some blow and big-tittie girls!” The guy beamed at his friend drunkenly and swayed as the bus headed downtown on the 101.

Pitching Woes Allow Waves to Slide by SB

In a game that featured 25 runs and 28 hits, UCSB dropped a heartbreaker to #10 Pepperdine yesterday

Campus Stables House UCSB Horses

At the far reaches of the university’s property, and in an area wrapped by trees and open trails, West Campus has found a few problems similar to those of the main campus – threat of redevelopment, overcrowding by students and… horse thieves?