The Mark Side of UCSB: GPA Woes Are Not Allowed in College

A student goes home and shows an A- grade to his father.

“Are you proud of me?”

“Very proud,” the father responds. “Minus.”

Attitudes Toward Gays in Military Shift

The U.S. military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy, which prohibits openly homosexual people from serving in the military, is facing opposition according to evidence from a UCSB poll.

SB Seeks to Beef Up Wins

A week after dropping its first conference game of the season, the UCSB men’s basketball team returns home this weekend to face future Big West member UC Davis.

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UCSB To Offer Women’s Studies PH.D.

UCSB could soon become the 11th school in the nation and the second in California to boast a graduate program in women’s studies, pending a formal approval from a university council.

SB Sheriff’s Council Ends Fiscal Lawsuit After Resignations

The Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Council agreed at a meeting Wednesday morning to settle a lawsuit filed by four of its former presidents that could result in fiscal transparency of the non-profit organization and force it to undergo an external audit.

Sandbox Blues

The fact that the words “Leg Council” are in this sentence probably means you’ve already lost interest. If you’re still reading, congratulations, you’ve finished the crossword puzzle and Sodoku and have nothing else to do. If you’re still reading now, let me explain how Leg Council functions.

SB Looks for Big West Breather

Currently riding a three-game winning streak, the UCSB women’s basketball team looks to maintain its momentum as it hosts Utah Valley State tonight at the Thunderdome.

California State Blues: Codescopes Attack Once Again!

Ah yes, the beginning of a new year and a new quarter. A chance for everybody to start anew with a clean slate – but not for me. Come January, I ask myself, “What better time to settle unfinished business?” I’m referring to the Codeoscope, naturally. No 323 or 619? Boy, did I get bitched out for that. I left out half the state.

Less Is More

UCSB graduate Brad Silberling is living proof that a degree from UCSB can indeed lead to actual paying jobs in the film industry. During his career as a writer and director, Silberling has worked on films such as “City of Angels,” “Moonlight Mile” and “Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events.”