President George W. Bush’s office and former President Jimmy Carter slung mud at each other’s presidencies this weekend, which really is like K Fed and Britney arguing over who the better parent is.

Carter started off the round by calling Bush the “worst in history,” but Bush’s spokesman Tony Fratto took a roundhouse kick to Jimmy, calling him “increasingly irrelevant.”

One can only hope Carter prevails with his taunting and convinces Bush to leave Iraq.

Monday’s Forecast: Bush sticks it to Carter by positioning nukes outside of Iran, followed by yells of “Who’s holding who hostage now?”