The ever-controversial Dr. Kevorkian was paroled late last year in part due to his suffering, interestingly enough, from a terminal illness.
Wait, terminal illness and he hasn’t killed himself yet?
That’s like a hooker wearing a chastity belt on her wedding night.
Thursday’s Forecast: The ‘human, meanwhile, fulfills all of its A.S. Presidency campaign promises, including assisting the death of A.S. members’ political careers.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
