Stories from the files of Isla Vista Foot Patrol
The Police Blotter brought to you by the talented Nikki Moore on 92.9 KJEE Monday morning Dec 4th, 2006.
No Name, No Game
The ‘human loves presents. However, the ‘human does not like enigmas. They’re tricky. The ‘human vetoes mystery present-givers, unless they happen to be smokin’ hot. In that case, a recount is unnecessary.
National Championship Sparks Rally
When the final seconds ticked off the clock at the College Cup game in St. Louis, Gauchos across Isla Vista and Missouri erupted in a spontaneous series of “Ole’s,” celebrating the men’s soccer team’s victory over UCLA, which gained UCSB its first NCAA Championship in almost 30 years.
Rock and Rolling
Although they may not open with a banner announcing themselves as the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in the world, their Bigger Bang Tour proves that The Rolling Stones are, indeed, the best band out there.
College Journalists Raise Hell
When it comes to being editor in chief of a college newspaper, it is certainly true that no one is a saint — and with that in mind, it is also certainly true that no one can play the part of Saint Peter when it comes to choosing the editor in chief.
Gauchos Bring National Title to Santa Barbara
Put the country on notice. Santa Barbara has itself a national champion.
New IVFP Holding Tank To Be Built Near I.V. Theater
The Isla Vista Foot Patrol received an early Christmas present this year – $1.8 million in funds to build a new station and holding cell behind I.V. Theater.
Game On
If this generation’s videogame console war will be known for anything, it will be the stream of ridiculous stories regarding both the Sony PlayStation 3 and the Nintendo Wii. The PS3’s low supply and high demand has caused an unreal frenzy among potential buyers.
Turds and Tulips
Big, bright, blossoming, behemoth-sized tulips for the UCSB men’s soccer team for defeating UCLA and taking home its first NCAA Championship.
UCSB Cruises Past Fresno St.
On a night when the National Champion men’s soccer team was honored at halftime, the UCSB men’s basketball team showed that it is ready to pick up right where the soccer team left off.