Fishermen Fear Outcome of Conservation Bill
While marine life conservationists along the central coast are shouting for joy, fishermen in the area could soon be shouting less happy things, as the California Fish and Game Commission may name the local shoreline a ‘no fishing zone’ in the near future.
Freedom of Restriction
So the Bush administration isn’t too happy about the media using the words “civil war,”
Gauchos Look to Pounce on Pride
After losing for the first time all season, the UCSB men’s basketball team will look to regroup and get back in the winning column tonight against Loyola Marymount University.
Sober Sex Is So Sensual
Boom, boom, BOOM! You wake with a start, your poor head pounding, mad cottonmouth and the sickeningly sweet taste of Jaeger still on your lips. What the fuck happened? The wrinkled Trojan wrapper next to the bed sends the events of last night back into your head with a dizzying force – the cheery music, champagne, mistletoe, ice luge shots, kissing, fumbling with buttons, more kissing – shit. You had sex, and you didn’t mean to. Fucking holiday parties.
Board Pushes Back I.V. Master Plan Assessment
The Santa Barbara County Planning Commission public hearing slated for today has been postponed, putting off the review of the Isla Vista Master Plan and its Environmental Impact Report until next year.
Drinker’s Digest
After a couple more weeks of playing beer pong, I’ve discovered and created a few more alterations. If you’ve read my previous article, feel free to incorporate any of those previous rules in combination with the following new styles.
UCSB Twins Enjoy Double the Fun
Most college students long for a roommate who has similar qualities to their own – and for at least two pairs of roommates at UCSB, this wish became reality at birth.
Maryland Democratic Party Falsely Accused of Racism
No one — reporters and photographers included — besides Republicans and their relatives ever recalls seeing tossed cookies during this massively public event in which dozens of reporters were present.
Burglars Rob Empty Residences
While many UCSB students were home stuffing their tummies with turkey last weekend, thieves in the area were busy stuffing their pockets as more than 150 Isla Vista residents reported their residences were burglarized over the Thanksgiving break.