Great Moments in Punditry(Part 1)
Nothing is sexier than a man with the perfect combination of intelligence, irreverence and wit – and nobody does intelligent, irreverent and witty political humor as well as the almighty Jon Stewart.
Great Moments in Punditry(Part 2)
After several years of pursuit and negotiation, UCSB Arts & Lectures achieved the unthinkable: They booked funnyman Jon Stewart, host of “The Daily Show” for a night of stand-up in the Thunderdome (his only West Coast appearance).
California State Blues
With Thanksgiving break behind us and Winter Break only a couple of weeks away, the thoughts of many Gauchos turn toward the long voyage home. Some of you will be flying, but those of greater testicular fortitude will be strapping on their seat belts and unleashing their inner road warriors upon the interstates like the He-Man Woman Haters they really are.
Oops, We Did It Again
Fuck me. Really, I could use a good fuck after all the corrections this week. Unfortunately, the Weathermate hates mistakes… like Weatherhuman Jr. Correction: In the feature photo “Round About What?” (Monday, Nov. 27, 2006, Daily Nexus) the caption incorrectly stated that bicycles could use the roundabout, which is for car use only. Additionally, it […]
SB Rides Two-Game Losing Streak n M Basketball
The UCSB men’s basketball team snatched defeat from the jaws of victory Wednesday night, losing to Loyola Marymount 58-55, after leading throughout the majority of the game.
Chilla Vista Fair To Focus Efforts on Conservation
For a few good bands, responsibly consumed booze, bulbs and no bags of trash, student group Chilla Vista prescribes a dose of its Diversity Awareness Justice Understanding and Sustainability Festival, this school year’s first in a soon to be biannual Isla Vista tradition.
Your Moment of Zen
“How often do I masturbate? Let’s just say that you’re lucky I’m here.”
Even Grungy Guys Need Fashion Tips
“So, okay. I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair – ew – and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re supposed to swoon? I don’t think so!”
Swimming
Sixteen Gaucho swimmers from the men’s and women’s teams headed to Austin, Tex., yesterday for the Texas Invitational to be held today through Saturday, with the top teams in the country attending.
Gauchos Head for NCAA Play in Tournament
Sparked by a strong run in the final stretch of the season, the UCSB women’s volleyball team reached yet another NCAA Tournament and will face #22 BYU this evening from USC’s Galen Center.