Police Blotter

The man had difficulty maintaining balance, and at one point he fell onto the passenger side of a parked vehicle.

I choose you, Pikachu!

Giving the Old College Tri

Inclement weather conditions at the fifth annual Ford Ironman Wisconsin triathlon, held on Sept. 10 in Madison, added another element to the always-challenging race, which consists of a 2.4-mile swim and a 112-mile bike ride, followed by a 26.2 mile run.

Technology Bytes: Protect Your Rights

Digital Rights Management. For a lover of all things tech-related, this phrase strikes fear, uncertainty and doubt into my black little heart in a way that no other single piece of technology could; it’s a sort of Orwellian system of world domination and mind control.

Arlington Theatre To Host Clinton as Guest Lecturer

The rumors streaming through campus have been confirmed: former President Bill Clinton arrives next week to speak at an event for UCSB’s year-old Orfalea Center for Global and International Studies. According to a few UCSB employees who wish to remain anonymous, the Orfalea Family Foundation helped organize the event, more information for which will be released today. The UCSB employees confirmed that it would be a prominent speaker, but could not comment on Monday because the parties involved were still discussing the details of the event.

UCSB Surprises Pre-Race Skeptics With Second Place Finish

A week ago, UCSB cross country Head Coach Pete Dolan received an excellent performance from his #11 women’s team. Last Saturday, Dolan saw a group of his athletes excel once again, only this time it was the men’s squad that came away with a stellar finish in the Stanford Invitational.

Liberty Belle: UCLA Concocts Unfair Process of Admissions

The two most dangerous and deplorable tendencies of the liberals are in full effect in the latest effort of the UC system to alter admissions: the liberal intelligentsia’s contention that they know better than the average voter, and the liberals’ proclivity toward “solving” problems by altering their appearances.

City Accepts New Growth Strategy Amid Opposition

In front of a packed crowd, the Goleta City Council adopted the General Plan last night, far in advance of its December deadline.

Think

Crime Report Highlights Differences Between UCs

The 2005 UCSB Clery Report, released yesterday, shows a major increase in drug citations and larceny-theft in campus non-residential buildings, but a decrease in arrests from liquor infractions in non-residential buildings.