UC Negotiates New Agreement With Nurses
The University of California announced last Thursday that it has reached a temporary agreement with the California Nurses Association.
Students Stay Up for Clinton Tickets
While some students brought backpacks to school last Thursday evening, others brought sleeping bags, pillows and tents in order to ensure their spot in line at the ticket giveaway for the Bill Clinton and Paul Orfalea discussion.
Freedom Territory: Plant Your Flag in My Capitol Hill, Sir
It’s mud-wrestling season on Capitol Hill, and it seems everybody wants to strip down and wrestle virile young men a fraction of their age in a deep puddle of thick gooey sex-mud. Of course, I’m referring to the midterm election season and the scandal that may become the most important event ever – sex.
Bruins Nab Telecasted Win
Battered by ejections and a grueling three-game stretch, the #28 Gauchos went blow for blow with #7 UCLA last night, only to fall to the Bruins 3-1 thanks to three costly mistakes made in the UCSB backfield.
“Soccer is a game of mistakes, and more than anything it’s not whether you make a mistake, but it’s [whether] you get punished for them,” Head Coach Tim Vom Steeg said. “And tonight, the [three] mistakes we made resulted in their goals.”
Walkers To Raise Feet, Funds for HIV/AIDS
It’s not too late to join the crowd and sign up for the 16th Annual Heart & Sole AIDS walk, scheduled for this Saturday morning.
The Mark Side of UCSB: A Bruised Ego Is Better Than a Bruised Knuckle
Ever find a person on campus or in I.V. who deserved a good, old punch to the face? I know I’ve met my fair share.
Men’s Water Polo: Gauchos Start Season Down South
The #9 UCSB men’s water polo team will have its first real test of the season to open up conference play – and it’s a challenging one – as it heads to face defending national champion, #1 USC this weekend.
Students
Associated Students executive officers and a few other organizers are finalizing the cost and structure of the Student’s Initiative lock-in fee increase, slated to be on a special election ballot this fall.
He Said, She Said: Boundaries Are Limitless With Male Manipulators
Hey girl, you feelin’ alright? You look like you could use a nice back massage. Here, allow me. You like that? Yeah, hehe, awesome. Um, I mean, so what seems to be the problem?