Pro Sports Round-Up
NFL: Yesterday, Packers wide receiver Koren Robinson was nailed with a one-year minimum suspension, without pay, for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy. Robinson offered a not guilty plea to one count of driving under the influence while fleeing from police in a high-speed chase in August. General Manager Ted Thompson was unavailable to comment. […]
Keep the Jungle Tame for Wild, Clean Sex
The scream from the bathroom could have woken the dead. My friend sat horrified on the toilet holding what could only be described as a bright yellow deflated balloon – which she had just pulled out of her vagina.
Student Finds Success in Trade Site
His background is in selling Star Wars collector’s cards and his major is sociology, but Jeff Gill, a fourth-year at UCSB, has a stock trading website that has made him approximately $40,000 since April.
Pro Sports Round-Up
Oct. 17, 2006 Starting pitcher Jeff Weaver allowed only two runs in six innings last night as the St. Louis Cardinals won their third National League Championship Series game against the New York Mets. St. Louis now leads the series 3-2 and only needs one win in the next two games to advance to the […]
Drinker’s Digest: Blacking Out Provides a Way to Test One’s Detective Skills
“Let’s get naked and start the revolution!” I yelled, while waving a double-sided pink dildo around in the air. I pushed the up and down buttons on the FT elevators to ensure that any elevator passing the fifth floor would stop.
Groups Gather to Warm Up for MTV Contest
It’s getting hot in here, so a few campus groups are coming together to fight global warming by competing in an MTV-hosted competition for environmental sustainability.
Club Water Polo Causes Los Angeles Tidal Wave
Santa Barbara’s club water polo team traveled to Los Angeles on Oct. 15 to partake in #9 UCLA’s season opening tournament.
Prop 90 Tricks All Voters
We have seen what a costly and twisted mess can be made by a bunch of arrogant and conniving neo-cons if they are allowed to run amuck.
Kids, UCSB Students To Make Music
Using a $10,000 award he earned from a scholarship foundation, UCSB student Areo Saffarzadeh recently founded a music mentoring program that will employ Gauchos to teach tunes and serve as role models to local school children. Saffarzadeh, a fifth-year biology and business economics double major, is set to launch his program “Making Melodies” at Isla […]
Bhakti Yoga Club Finds OSL Food Rules Unjust
I am disappointed with the portrayal of the Office of Student Life/Lies as impartial administrators of the law in the article (“Food Law Ties Yoga Club in a Knot,” Daily Nexus, Oct. 13, 2006).