Exit Exam Prevents Future Failure
Every year, several seniors awaiting their high school diploma must devote three hours of their summer to prove minimal competence in math and language. However, in light of California’s abominable education system conditions and the shortage of innovators in the state’s workforce, I would argue that three hours is far too little and that the task at hand is far too easy.
Otii Lands Fifth Goal for Gauchos
On paper, the #12 UCSB men’s soccer team is arguably the most talented and well-rounded squad ever to take the field on a brisk night at Harder Stadium.
I.V. Families Seek Owner, Resolution
Three days have passed since the deadline to move out, and the 22 families remaining in the Cedarwood Apartments have yet to pack. Represented by a few lawyers, supported by crowds of student and community activists and captured on a plethora of local media, the Cedarwood families, as they have been dubbed, have no plans to follow the eviction notices sent by their new landlord’s lawyer. They do have plans, however, to protest the new owner, send e-mails and letters to the new owner’s office, call the new owner’s number and take the new owner to court if need be.
Please, Love America!
Welcome to America, circa 2006. “Men” now wear girl pants and perfume. Paris Hilton is considered a national treasure for her brilliant work in … House of Wax? Activists are still chanting “Bush lied, kids died” like demented Bobbleheads and I’m still just a little bit afraid of the Reverend Al Sharpton’s hair.
Cross Country: Top Returnees Remain Strong
Experience is a key edge that UCSB cross country Head Coach Pete Dolan hopes to exploit this season as both the men’s and women’s teams are returning the majority of their top runners from the 2005 season.
UCSB, Intel Partner for Hybrid Laser
A collaboration between UCSB and Intel has yielded the world’s first hybrid silicon laser, an advance in computer technology which has the potential to boost data transfer rates far beyond anything currently available.
Babies of the
Pasty, hairy thighs – a nauseating concoction that should never have to be imagined, let alone witnessed. Unfortunately, pasty, hairy thighs are appearing in waves at our beaches and pools, tarnishing Southern California’s reputation as a place to relax and enjoy oneself.
SB Looks to Defend Big West
Beginning his 31st year in coaching, Head Coach Gregg Wilson of the UCSB swim team takes aim at repeating last year’s stellar season when both his men and women’s teams took home the Big West Championship.
Witnesses Reflect on Mideast Turmoil
At least 15 UCSB students were in the Middle East this summer visiting family, traveling or working when the fighting between Israel and Lebanon broke out on July 12.
Article on Dorm Downloads Is Irresponsible
As the manager of Residential Network Services here at UCSB, I am responsible for the ResNet service.