E. Coli Prompts UCSB to Dispose of Spinach

Unfortunately for Popeye but happily for healthy students, all 30 UCSB campus dining facilities have stopped serving the spinach until the E. coli virus outbreak has been resolved.

Isla Vista Rolls With Punches at New Dojo

Although Isla Vista lost a good teriyaki bowl place when Sushi Teri closed, the building’s successor is offering some amazing knuckle sandwiches.

Two Leggies Resign, VP Proposes a Third

In order for this week’s special election for the Students’ Initiative to count, 1,133 more students need to vote today by 4 p.m.

‘Full o’ Spirit’ Freshmen Prepare Indoctrination Half-Time Stunt

This article appeared in a predecessor of the Daily Nexus – El Gaucho – on Sept. 29, 1950. At the time, UCSB was called the University of California Santa Barbara College and was located on a 13-acre campus in the Riviera area above Santa Barbara.

A.S. Rallies for Participation in Initiative Vote

In order for this week’s special election for the Students’ Initiative to count, 1,133 more students need to vote today by 4 p.m.

Dear Sir/Madam who stole my bicycle,

You may open this letter thinking it carries burning malice. Nothing could be further from the truth.

SB News-Press Staff Unionizes to Protect Journalistic Integrity

In a landslide vote yesterday, the news staff at the Santa Barbara News-Press decided to unionize

Making Love With Bruce Campbell

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that don’t know who Bruce Campbell is and those that are part of his fan-base. The latter group, though lesser in number, more than make up for it with their fanaticism for Campbell’s work in the B-movie genre and various projects across a wide range of media. With his newest book, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, the two groups may start to even out.

Accept This and Shove It!

Dear Board of Admissions,

In an effort to make my “personal statement” more personal than just another mundane, self-praising recitation of high school accomplishments and false aspirations, I have chosen to ignore your stupid topic (How have you taken advantage of the educational opportunities you have had to prepare for college?). It insults me.

Card Parade Rains Down on UCSB

In recent years, Matador Soccer Field has not treated the UCSB men’s soccer team well and this time it seemed the whole world was against the Gauchos.