Swamp Yang Lives in a Pineapple Under the UCSB Lagoon

The late-night mist glides along the water, cloaking a black creature moving swiftly through the murk.

Join Dexter in his Gaucho Science Laboratory

With the recent completion of a $53 million building dedicated to nanotechnology, the UCSB campus has become home to one of the leading institutions in the field.

Holy Fines, Batman! Learn to Park Your Batmobile

If you decide to bring a car to school this year, you’ll find that parking on campus – not to mention outrageous Santa Barbara gas prices – will certainly have a slimming effect on your wallet.

Let ResNet, Autobots Help You

Besides that cute shower caddy and rubber ducky, the most essential dorm item you’ll need is an Internet-ready computer and plenty of hard drive space for, um…, those thought-provoking academic essays.