Baseball: Gauchos Dominate Against UC Davis in Slugfest

The UCSB baseball team played its final home series of the season this weekend, as the Gauchos defeated UC Davis two games to one. The Gauchos (25-26 overall, 8-10 in the Big West) racked up a total of 39 runs over the weekend, compared to the Aggies’ 18 total runs, as UCSB won the series 5-7, 14-6 and 20-5.

Voters To Determine SB County Split

This June 6, Santa Barbara County citizens will decide whether to support Measure H, which if passed would split the county in two. The long-running feud between the mostly agricultural north and more urban south half of the county may be settled as Measure H goes to the ballot.

Police Arrest Five Gang Members in Connection With I.V. Stabbings

A week after two men were attacked on the 6600 block of Picasso Road in Isla Vista, Santa Barbara Sheriff Dept. detectives arrested five suspects Friday in connection with the crime.

Surfrider Concert in I.V. Raises Funds for Coast Preservation

Basking in the sun’s first appearance in weeks, hundreds of people crowded Anisq’ Oyo’ Park on Saturday for the annual Concert for the Coast to learn about coastline issues, drink from the beer garden and listen to music.

Survey To Evaluate UC Students’ Experiences

To help improve student services, a group of University of California researchers are once again conducting a systemwide survey about undergraduates’ lifestyles, demographics and opinions about their education.

Feature Photo: Walk On

Trivial Weathergenitals

The ‘human’s head hurts. This goddamn correction is cramping the ‘human’s style. And its head. Tuesday’s forecast: Speaking of cramps, the ‘human’s … shit, not enough space.

Softball: UCSB Swings Into Chicago Regional

The UCSB softball team has packed its bags and is off to the Big Dance for the second time in program history. The Gauchos begin their NCAA tournament trip today, facing off against Notre Dame University in the first game of the four-team, double-elimination Evanston Regional. Santa Barbara (24-20 overall, 8-10 in the Big West) earned an at-large bid to Regionals last Sunday after finishing fourth in conference. Cal State Fullerton, which earned the automatic berth after finishing first in the Big West, and second-place Long Beach State join UCSB in the tournament.

Don’t TP My Bungalow

Anyone who’s lived here long enough has surely seen plenty of head scratchers. When some ten thousand college kids live in a square-mile box, there’s inevitably going to be a strong contingent of stupid people. These stupid people, naturally, do stupid things. I’ve heard people ask where Tecate was from. I once heard a house bumping Simple Plan on DP. Hell, even I once threw half a gallon of spoiled milk at a skunk one night in a drunken fury. And let’s not even divulge the literal sense of the term, “doing stupid things.” We’ve all had to slay some dragons in our day.

Regents Back Dynes in Meeting

SAN FRANCISCO – Despite calls from students, staff and a few state senators for his resignation, the Regents of the University of California supported the continued leadership of President Robert C. Dynes over the UC system at yesterday’s Regents’ meeting. Meanwhile, about 30 protesters from various UC campuses staged a disruptive protest during a presentation about nuclear laboratories managed by the UC. During the meeting yesterday at UC San Francisco’s Laurel Heights campus, Regents Chair Gerald Parsky made a statement in which he informed the audience and media that the Regents had met with Dynes and had determined that his continued leadership would be accepted. While Parsky said that there was no formal vote in deciding to support Dynes, he said the Regents had reached a consensus over their support for him. “The Regents hold President Dynes accountable for the University’s compensation problems, and he has acknowledged his responsibility,” Parsky said. “However, we are convinced that he understands the dimensions of the problem and context in which these problems occur, and the institutional barriers that must be overcome to ensure lasting reform.”