What Could Have Been

Today’s previously written weather was going to win the ‘human a Pulitzer.

SB Topples CSUN in Overtime Bout

The UCSB men’s basketball team finished up its regular season with a bang, exploding for 55 points in the final 25 minutes of its 82-76 overtime victory against Cal State Northridge (11-16 overall, 4-10 Big West) on Saturday.

Evolutionary Ladder Tumbles

Raindrops kept falling on my head. Hiding beneath my warm beanie, my eyes were more than just a little red as I tried desperately to see my way past the lagoon and onto campus. A sweatshirt that had once been designed to keep me warm was now dripping bucketfuls of rain thanks to the week’s winter storm and all I could think about that moment was how much I loved this damn stuff.

Inaugural Race Rolls Through I.V.

Hundreds of collegiate, amateur and professional cyclists rode circles around downtown Isla Vista on Saturday, burning up the asphalt on the Embarcadero loop at the debut of a bicycle race that organizers hope will become a true I.V. classic.

Santa Barbara Again Is Top of Conference

The streak of Big West Conference Championships lives on for the UCSB women’s basketball team. With their convincing 85-63 win over Northridge, the Gauchos (15-12 overall, 10-4 in the Big West) earned a tie for first place in the Big West, paired with Long Beach (18-9, 10-4 Big West).

Pro-Bush Argument Fails to Impress

“Free speech! Free speech! I am an American, I deserve my freedoms!” Surprisingly, this phrase was uttered from the marginal crowd of pro-Bush and pro-warrantless wiretaps that graced the Impeach Bush rally Thursday afternoon. I was shocked, not so much by their presence, but by the fact that they were supporting illegal actions by Bush that have violated our rights protected under the Constitution while claiming other equally important rights.

Foot Patrol Inquires Into Isolated Assaults on Saturday Evening

Officers from the Isla Vista Foot Patrol (IVFP) are looking for the perpetrators of two separate incidents – an attempted rape and a stabbing – that occurred Saturday evening in I.V.

Potent Offense Helps Topple Tritons

This weekend, the #8 UCSB men’s volleyball team swept UC San Diego in Rob Gym, as it hit a .500 clip on the night. The Gauchos (10-9 overall, 7-7 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation [MPSF]) defeated the Tritons (1-16, 0-12 MPSF) efficiently 30-20, 30-20 and 31-29.

Government Contemplates College Exit Examinations

A commission within the U.S. Dept. of Education is considering the implementation of a mandatory exit exam for all college and university students.

Men’s Baseball: Loyola Takes Two of Three From UCSB

The road woes continued for the UCSB baseball team this weekend as the squad dropped two of three matches against Loyola Marymount.