Organs and Logs
The ‘human is unsure of whether or not it should attend the vagina monologues this weekend.
Titans Topple SB, Halt Hot Streak
The UCSB men’s basketball team found out last night that nothing lasts forever, when its five-game winning streak snapped at the hands of Cal State Fullerton. The Titans (13-11 overall, 5-8 in the Big West) outscored Santa Barbara by 12 points in the second half en route to an 80-76 victory, their fifth straight over UCSB.
40oz to Freedom: Mix Biking With Beer
It was near the bridge when the cold started to kick in. “Dude, Dozier, I can’t feel my face,” I yelled to my esteemed boss. “Yeah, for sure,” he haphazardly yelped back. “I think I’m at the point of not caring anymore, I lost my sense of touch when we were going down the hill, I’m used to that whole, you know, numbing feeling.”
Locals Remember I.V. Crash Victims
Just after sundown Thursday evening, the voices of 70 people singing “Amazing Grace” marked the end of a ceremony remembering those lost in a horrific Isla Vista crash five years ago.
Gauchos Hold On for Close Victory
At this point in the season, every game is crucial, and the seniors on the UCSB women’s basketball team were not about to leave Fullerton without a win. The Gauchos held off the Titans 79-78 Thursday night in Titan Gym.
Recycle All Those Red Cups
Attention UCSB students: Ever seen one of those shiny red plastic cups before? You know, the ones that allow you to practice geometric configurations on an almost nightly basis.
Touring Cyclists To Arrive in SB During Bike Safety Festival
Live music, BMX bikers and a big screen TV will adorn West Beach at Cabrillo Boulevard today, as world-renowned cyclists from the Amgen Tour of California ride across the finish line for the Santa Barbara leg of the race.
Softball: Tough Competition Awaits SB in the Desert
The UCSB softball team is doing what many do in winter: heading south to Palm Springs in hope of sunshine. The Palm Springs Invitational, which kicks off today, presents some tough competition for the Gauchos, who face off against Ohio Stat, #10 Oklahoma, #19 Louisiana State, Kansas and #22 Oregon.
Distinctive Style Being Destroyed By Pop Culture
Are we just sitting around numbingly sucking everything into our souls that is being displayed by TV, magazines and celebrities? What happened to personal style truly meaning an original, personal style?
New Alumni House To Host UCSB Visitors
UCSB graduates who come visit their alma mater will have a new place to congregate next February when campus developers open the university’s first alumni house.