The Laziest Leggie
The ‘human pledges that, when elected as A.S. President, it won’t do silly things like the current administration to make members of the Nexus do more work (see: page six).
Gaucho Seniors Spark Last Thunderdome Win
The five seniors on the UCSB men’s basketball team showed off their stuff for one last time at the Thunderdome on Saturday, earning an 81-71 win over UC Riverside to finish off their home careers.
Protect Your Constitution
Currently in the process of writing an entirely new constitution, the Associated Students Legislative Council hopes to streamline student government operations to more effectively serve the student body.
National Fraternity Terminates SB Charter
Lambda Phi Epsilon National Fraternity recently revoked the charter for the fraternity’s UCSB chapter, the reasons for which have yet to be disclosed.
Grief Lingers In the Wake of Fatal Collision
For Abby Pollak, the mother of Elie Israel, every morning requires a conscious decision to get out of bed. She makes the decision to get up, but not without thinking about what Elie will miss in life, like getting married.
Baseball: Bears Bust Out Brooms on SB
The UCSB baseball team went on its first road trip of the season this weekend but forgot to bring along its bats.
Secrecy Walks Complicated Line
When you keep a secret, it doesn’t really go away. Often, it just festers until it reaches the surface, exploding like a large boil.
Committee Lobbies for Marijuana Proposition
At least 60 students and local marijuana legalization activists, as well as a man with a “Will Work for Marijuana” sign, held session in downtown Santa Barbara yesterday to discuss a proposition that would make marijuana-related offenses the lowest priority for Santa Barbara city police.
Riverside Earns First Win Over UCSB
Riverside’s women’s basketball team did something Saturday afternoon that they’ve never been able to accomplish since their transition to Division I basketball – they beat the Gauchos.