Generate Bling With Gold Digger’s Guide

Let me first say that if it weren’t for that Kanye West and Jamie Foxx song just being so damn catchy, I probably wouldn’t have been inspired to write this piece. So without further ado, ladies, I give you ten foolproof steps that will someday land you a rich sugar daddy.

Nava Announces New Bill on Bicycle Safety

In the wake of the January death of UCSB student Kendra Payne, who was killed in a bicycling accident, Assemblyman Pedro Nava proposed a new state law on Monday that would require motor vehicles to leave at least three feet of space when passing bicyclists on the road.

Santa Barbara Win Unwraps Trojans

Over the three-day weekend, the #11 UCSB men’s volleyball team recorded its second straight victory, defeating #12 USC and climbing back into .500-territory once again.

Women’s Softball: Bad Weather Cuts Tournament Short

The weekend rain reeked havoc on Campus Diamond and on UCSB’s Softball by the Beach Tournament, washing away the better part of the weekend’s games.

UCSB Cheer Squad Turns New Tricks, Wins Contest

The UCSB Cheer Team reinvented itself as a competitive group this year, taking first-place honors at Sunday night’s King of the Bleachers competition in Irvine. The event marks only the second time in several years that the team has entered a competition, co-captain Lisa Val Verde said.

Mitsubishi Continues to Invest in UCSB Sciences

The Mitsubishi Chemical Corporation (MCC), whose head office is located in Tokyo, has opted to renew its investment in UCSB materials research, providing $8.5 to 10 million over the next four years.

Lecture Series To Examine Weapons-Related Issues

The Santa Barbara Nuclear Age Peace Foundation (NAPF) is taking over local theaters and lecture halls this week to educate local students and residents about the issues surrounding nuclear weapons and war.

Women’s Water Polo: Slow Starts Plague SB in Weekend Setbacks

The #11 UCSB women’s water polo team dropped two matches against ranked opponents over the weekend in Campus Pool.

Tumbleweeds Anyone?

It’s a Friday on the eve of a three-day weekend after the conclusion of midterms. What the hell, no-one is here.

Gauchos Drop Third Straight Game

The UC Irvine women’s basketball team proved once and for all that size truly doesn’t matter in its 82-69 upset over Santa Barbara Thursday night in the Thunderdome.