Large Numbers

Damn that Kobe Bryant for upstaging the ‘human on Sunday night. Doesn’t number eight know that the ‘human is the supreme being in the universe

Swimming: Gaucho Men Sweep NorCal Rivals

The UCSB men’s swimming team completed a weekend sweep on the road against Davis and Pacific, while the women’s squad lost both of its northern meets.

Sexism Promotes Oppression

I am writing in response to Sam Solnick and Kate Wills’ article, (“No Sex Please – We’re British and Inconspicuous,” Daily Nexus, Jan. 19) It is so great to hear that you are both enjoying your time in Isla Vista.

I.V. Tenants’ Union Gets New Address

The Associated Students Isla Vista Tenants’ Union (IVTU), which spent several months “couch surfing” after experiencing housing problems of its own, is getting ready to start serving local renters from its brand-new home in downtown I.V.

Women’s Tennis: Season Preview

Experience is the one thing every coach wants to start the season with, and #69 UCSB women’s tennis Head Coach Pete Kirkwood has just that.

Local Gym Trains Boxers for Fight Night

While Dukes Boxing and Fitness has only been open for a little more than three months, several of the gym’s members are already training to step into the ring as part of a 15-year-old UCSB tradition.

Common Courtesy Can Broaden Horizons, Hook-Up Prospects

Hello everyone, and welcome to Life Lessons with Grandma Jenny. Today we will be discussing “Common Fucking Courtesy” and how it can improve relationships with your fellow classmates here at UCSB.

Workers Hit Line; Parts of Campus Lose Electricity

Several classes were canceled yesterday after a mass power outage struck the northeast side of campus.

Program Promotes Preservation Within UC-Owned Housing

Student group Green Campus Council (GCC) is challenging those in university residence halls to sign off, turn off and consume less energy with its second-annual energy conservation competition.

Room with a View

The thing that most befuddles the ‘human about January is why everyone is so eager to look at the ‘human’s overpriced, undersized excuse of a living quarter.