Apparently, male anatomists didn’t discover the clitoris until 1559. Assuming modern humans have walked the earth for 200,000 years, that means it took a man 198,441 years to locate the little man in the canoe. With this in mind, try not to feel too discouraged when your woman says, “No, not there.”
Forecast for Nov. 3, 2546: Men finally realize what *pouty lips* “I’m fine” actually means.
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“dusty rusty crusty musty ass california hills”
“frowning in plaid (haunted radios, bird bones + anthropomorphized wind)”
“warming my hands on bridges i’ve burnt”
“songs that make me see god”
“My Playlist #236”
“classy wine moment and intellectual conversation”
“90s heroin chic model off duty”
“tweet tweet bird emoji map emoji”
“not my circus, not my monkeys”
“a grave is probably cheaper than an apartment”
“ATE THESE BITCHES LEFT NO CRUMBS / DID IT IN DESIGNER PUMPS”
