Volunteers To Collect Funds for Relief Trip
At least four campus groups are joining forces in a trek across the country next month – their final destination: the hurricane-hammered Big Easy.
Live: Bulgarian Bebop @ Campbell Hall
It’s hard to sit still in Campbell Hall when confronted with music so animated and danceable as to be banned under Soviet rule. Gypsy megastars Ivo Papasov, Yuri Yunakov, Neshko Neshev and Salif Ali are the creators of Bulgaria’s world famous wedding music. Their marriage of East and West incorporates Balkan, Turkish and Indian folk music espoused with the ferocious virtuosity of jazz and rock.
Problem Stems from Slang
Female Masturbation. Masssstuurbaaation. Unlike other words, that one doesn’t exactly roll off your tongue. You kind of have to gag it out. Go ahead reader, say it out loud. I don’t care if you are in I.V. Theater.
Professionals To Counsel Law Students in Seminar Tonight
Santa Barbara Mayor Marty Blum and a panel of local lawyers and judges will be on campus to talk to students about pursuing a career in law tonight at an informational forum hosted by Phi Alpha Delta Fraternity, Inc.
Madonna | Confessions on a Dance Floor | Maverick
Pop music is indeed the sluttiest music. On Madonna’s latest, Confessions on a Dance Floor, the constantly changing pop chameleon switches outfits once again, this time shorter, dancier, and much more revealing. When this unsuspecting reviewer viewed the cover art from his computer, (sorry, LP dorks, I use iTunes) he blithely witnessed Madonna spread-eagled in Spandex, stretching her body into 40 different versions of the splits.
Even Moms Rub the Knob
Every single girl I have talked to about sex has admitted it to me. Some of you clueless boys out there might be surprised. Even the shyest of girls masturbate. Sorority girls masturbate. Your mom masturbates, your T.A. masturbates, the girl sitting in front of you masturbates … Do I need to go on?
SB Charities To Benefit From Festive Bazaar Contributions
People looking to shop, snack or share some money with local charities all have reason to celebrate this weekend, as the Pepper Tree Inn hosts its 12th annual Holiday Boutique in downtown Santa Barbara.
November 17 – November 23, 2005
Thursday, Nov. 17: Tonight’s your last chance to catch “Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Prices” when it screens in Chemistry 1171. The 2005 documentary by Robert Greenwald is the latest to explore and critique the commercial monolith for its unethical business and labor practices. The screening takes place at 7 p.m. and is free to the public, but donations are encouraged.
Toy-Story 5: Uncensored
I would just like to inform you that masturbating, to most girls, is definitely better than sex. Many girls can’t even get an orgasm without some sort of, well, “toy” to help. And since this is the case, why the hell wouldn’t girls masturbate? Here’s a news flash about girls and masturbation: Whatever girls you talked to were lying!