Holiday Prompts Additional CHP Traffic Control

Students driving home for Thanksgiving weekend should take extra care to follow the rules of the road as the California Highway Patrol (CHP) steps up its enforcement to account for increased holiday traffic.

Community Prepares for Local Thanksgiving

Most UCSB students, faculty and staff will be heading home this week for the Thanksgiving holiday, but for some, home is going to be the address they give the Woodstock’s Pizza delivery guy.

Contraceptive Costs Increase at Student Health

Birth control prescription prices at the Student Health Pharmacy are on the rise, leaving local pharmacies, clinics and sex educators to pick up the slack.

Gaucho’s Score Twice in Playoff Win

The #21 UCSB men’s soccer team passed its first postseason test, netting two second-half goals to defeat #24 San Diego State 2-0 at Harder Stadium.

A Streak to Forget

If you attended the men’s playoff soccer game Saturday, then you saw one of the most pathetic attempts at rushing the field in the history of mankind.

Court Decorum For Drunkies

Well, we made it through Halloween pretty much intact. A bit on the crowded side, but overall people seemed to get along pretty well. However, there were still some problems. Lesson 1: lots of alcohol + having to pee + cliff = short lesson in man evolving more from monkeys than eagles.

Police Hold Student On Attempted Rape, Burglary Charges

UC Police Dept. officers arrested an 18-year-old male UCSB student early Saturday morning in connection with an attempted rape at a university residence hall.

Santa Barbara Drains Threes to Down Dons

In front of the largest home opener crowd in over five years, the UCSB men’s basketball team kicked its season off on the right foot with an 82-59 victory over University of San Francisco on Friday night at the Thunderdome.

Regents’ Priorities Need an Exhaustive Makeover

They increased fees again. Fucking bastards. You’d think America would want to educate its people. But I guess that’s just what we think. I guess it would just be cheaper to have the next generation of politicians, lawyers and doctors be stupid. Eight more percent, on top of the $2,500 I already pay every quarter.

Congress OKs Preliminary Bill Cutting Student Loan Funding

The U.S. House of Representatives passed a preliminary federal budget reconciliation bill Friday morning that, if agreed upon by Congress, would cut $14.3 billion from student loan programs.