Fuck Princeton

Apparently UCSB got a shout out on ABC’s new show “Commander in Chief.” The press secretary was accused of being a UCSB sorority girl who spent most of her college years “on her knees.”

Freshman Fits for First-Place SB

After losing seniors Kristin Nelson and Mari Bell to graduation last year, UCSB women’s volleyball Head Coach Kathy Gregory found what she was looking for in 5-foot-11 freshman outside-hitter, Lauren McLaughlin from Torrance, Calif.

Don’t Delay the Three-Way

Come and knock on our door, honey, because we’ve been waiting for you. If you’ve never agreed that three’s a crowd, then you, my friend, need to lock the door, collect two friends and go for it.

I.V. Celebration Review Exposes Unsafe Behavior

During this year’s raucous Isla Vista Halloween celebrations, more than 700 people were arrested or cited by police, and local hospitals and emergency response teams were completely inundated with revelers requiring medical attention for alcohol-related illnesses and injuries.

Big West Foes To Clash for Conference Crown

The UCSB men’s soccer team travels to Northridge today for a pivotal match in the Big West title race. Last year, Northridge was the first team to record a win against UCSB.

Media Smudges I.V.’s Reputation

I hate to be a naysayer or harbinger of bad news, as this usually goes against my generally good nature, but in the case of the “I told you so” clause, I’ll gladly let the negativity flow in the necessary direction.

Groups Alleviate Post-Halloween Trash Problems

While local revelers may be winding down after a weekend spent partying, groups of students and environmentalists are spending this week cleaning up the garbage that littered the streets following Isla Vista’s Halloween celebrations.

Group Evaluates Efforts to Put Cap on Alcohol Use

Several community organizations are hoping to curb binge drinking in Isla Vista over the course of three years with the continuing help of Santa Barbara County and UC Berkeley.

Family, Friends Remember UCSB Alumnus

This Saturday, friends and family of former UCSB chemistry graduate student Michele Guidoni will gather to share memories and celebrate the life of the man they describe as exceptional in brilliance and heart.

World AIDS Fair to Educate Students

Twelve student organizations will join together for World AIDS Day on campus today, offering students the chance to learn about HIV/AIDS and drawing attention to the millions of people it affects worldwide.