Gauchos Suffer Two Heartbreakers in the Heat
If tough experiences build character, then the UCSB women’s soccer team (5-5-0 overall) has surely returned to Santa Barbara a better team than when they left.
Do I Know You From Somewhere?
Here we are, back in class, back in those uncomfortable desks, back to fighting to keep yourself awake during that post-lunch foray into your general education requirements. Just as inevitable as the fact that that class you really want to take is full (with a thirty-person waiting list ahead of you), there are certain issues that must be dealt with each September in order to maintain superlative Gaucho chi.
Resident Directors Resign From Posts at Santa Rosa Hall
Two head directors of the Santa Rosa Residence Hall have left their positions, forcing the Office of Residential Life to seek replacements after one week of school.
Sports Column: Where Have You Been?
If you thought the bookstores were crowded this week, just wait until you see the UCSB men’s soccer team’s bandwagon. On Friday night, somewhere around 7 p.m., thousands of Gaucho fans were piling into Harder Stadium – 2,334 to be exact. UCSB has an apathy problem?
It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s the End of the World
When I think of the apocalypse, I first think of the sky. Whether it be frogs or stars or the sky itself, something will fall from it, I’m assured. In the past month, to me, the sky has shown itself to be an unstable beacon of fearsome awe.
Protests End Alcohol License Request
Customers should not be misled by the $3 beer listed on China Garden’s menu, as the restaurant’s management has decided to withdraw its application for an on-site alcohol license.
He Said, She Said: Take Matters Into Your Own Hands and Get Yourself One
So you’re under 21 and all you want to do is get drunk – wait, strike that – all you want to do is get drunk as cheaply as possible. There is no question that Isla Vista is one of the easiest places to find booze in such a predicament.
Hearing To Decide Fate of Davidson Murder Case
The future of the case surrounding the murder of UCSB graduate student Jarrod Davidson hangs on the balance this week as the defense pushes for the dismissal of the charges facing two of the suspects.
He Said, She Said: A Fake ID Is Obsolete in Booze-Infested Isla Vista
There is no shortage of fake, falsified, or forged phenomena in Isla Vista. We are great at faking everything from perfect tans to semi-believable excuses for skipping section to complete sobriety when the I.V. Foot Patrol sees you stumbling down Sabado on Saturday night.