SB Continues Title Defense Against Cal Poly

If you could read the mind of last year’s NSCAA National Coach of the Year and UCSB men’s soccer Head Coach Tim Vom Steeg, you would probably hear one word above all the rest: defense.

Something Even the Mighty Bong Can’t Beat

It was Sunday morning, about 9:30 – the time when I’m usually hitting the halfway point of the best sleep I’ve managed to grab over the past week. The time when I should be dreaming of endless fields covered with magical chocolate brownies or entire swimming pools filled with ice cream and assorted toppings.

IVRPD Appoints SB Student to Board of Directors Slot

UCSB student Eric Cummings will get his chance to help decide the fate of local parks and programs as the newest director to the Isla Vista Recreation and Park District (IVRPD).

Housing Lottery Lacks Economic Sagacity

Every year, students apply for on-campus housing and parking. Busy praying that they’ll be granted a place to sleep and a patch of asphalt where their car will be keyed less, they don’t think twice about it.

Former UCSB Professor Faces Jail Time

Former UCSB professor and Nobel Prize winner Robert Schrieffer could soon be facing an estimated eight months in jail for vehicular manslaughter as a judge prepares to give sentencing on the case in November.

News on the Tube Scores Poorly on Alum’s Report Card

Having just graduated from college in June and having taken my first step into the working world, I have noticed a few things. I recently began a job at a news station in Los Angeles.

Local Group Offers Housing, Help to Keep Students Sober

There is at least one drug- and alcohol-free house in Isla Vista this year, but for the time being, the manager of the residence has the place to himself.

Capital Campaign Receives Money From Private Donors

UCSB garnered a 25 percent increase in private funding this year after alumni and other donors contributed more than $68 million in gifts and pledges, helping to accommodate a recent decline in state funds.

Public Preschool To Open in SB

Open enrollment begins today for Santa Barbara County’s first free preschool, giving children from all backgrounds the opportunity to learn their ABCs, finger paint and eat paste.

Da-na-nah-na-nah-naaw-na

Remember that show back in the day? You know, the one with the agro crag and the inexplicably British referee? Yes, Guts. Or was it GUTS? Or was it SHAMELESS EXPLOITATION OF A RACIALLY DIVERSE GROUP OF CHILDREN?