Leg Council Finalizes 2005-06 Budget

The Associated Students Legislative Council approved the 2005-06 overall student government’s budget at its meeting Wednesday night, with little opposition from council members or the public.

Garbage | Bleed Like Me | Geffen

Having followed Garbage since it’s inception in 1993, it pains me to submit what you are about to read. Disappointingly, Bleed Like Me finds the band still heavily anesthetized from the medication of the imposed (recently and prematurely ended) four-year break.

IVRPD Flips Fees, Kicks Up Park Plan

The Isla Vista Recreation and Park District (IVRPD) Finance Committee recommended Wednesday that the district fund a new project that will make bored local skaters super-stoked. Brah.

Nine Inch Nails | With Teeth | Interscope

On the first track of the new Nine Inch Nails album, With Teeth, Trent Reznor utters the words, “Why do you get all the love in the world?” in a blues-tinted falsetto.

April 21 – April 28, 2005

Didn’t get enough yesterday with 4/20? Then swing by Storke Plaza between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. for N.O.R.M.L.’s Cannabis Carnivale where there is sure to be plenty of “food, fun and freedom.” Make sure you catch reggae band Irations, the hemp fashion show and the famous stoner look-alike contest.

Residence Hall Dishes Out 17 Eviction Notices

Seventeen residents of the Santa Cruz Residence Hall received eviction notices Wednesday afternoon after university officials said the group caused hundreds of dollars in damage to the hall’s 1300 wing and continually harassed hall employees.

Please Don’t

It’s 4/20, and the government just replaced the single grain-heavy food pyramid we grew up with 12 different ones to reflect your sex, lifestyle, age, tax filing status, etc.

Baseball: Trojans Stampede Santa Barbara 8-2

If nothing else, UCSB baseball can take relief in the fact that a certain combination of three letters appears nowhere else in the rest of its schedule. USC took advantage of the shorthanded Gauchos (19-19 overall, 1-2 in the Big West), winning 8-2 Tuesday night at Dedeaux Field in Los Angeles.

Getting’ Wacky on Tabbacky

As of this Monday, the neighbors who reside behind me have been set on striking flint, eager to set off the powder keg that is our shared parking lot. They now park with megalomaniacal abandon, erratically leaving Jettas and giant Tacomas strewn about at the most awkward, surreal angles and blocking the cut-through to Sabado Tarde with the bloodthirsty panache of Ray Lewis.

Tension Mounts as Final Voting Days Draw Near

As the final two days of the Associated Students (A.S.) online election approach, the two major parties running for student government seats are accusing each other of foul play – such as tearing down opponents’ signs or posters or having public verbal confrontations with opposition members.