Baseball: Rivals To Meet at Caesar Uyesaka
UCSB baseball renews the Central Coast rivalry with Cal Poly today at Caesar Uyesaka Stadium. The Mustangs come to town for the first of two midweek games between the teams in the next two weeks as part of a home-home nonconference set.
Talk More, Type Less
“Hey you!” I say to the man in front of me in line. “Hey buddy!” I offer, as politely as humanly possible, to the robot I trail patiently on the bike path. “Hey slut!” I finally proclaim to the guy sitting across from me at the poker table. It did the trick, I have his undivided attention and will soon have his undivided knuckle in my divided eye. But I am at least triumphant in my endeavor.
I.V. Foot Patrol To Enforce Park Alcohol Permits
Starting today, drinking in all of Isla Vista’s parks, open spaces and beach access areas will require a permit, but local law enforcement is giving violators a grace period before they begin enforcement.
Men’s Lacrosse: Top-Ranked Santa Barbara Licks LMU
The men’s lacrosse team showed why it is considered the best club lacrosse team in the country on as it easily defeated Loyola Marymount 13-4 on Saturday.
Tenured Professors Pollute Us With Liberalism
Tenure. Some define it as the securing of a permanent teaching position; whereas, I define it as the biggest load of feces in our education system – second only to the termination of mandatory naptime after kindergarten.
Morris’ Attorney Delays Trial to Collect Evidence
The meeting to set the preliminary hearing date for Associated Students President Cervin Morris has been rescheduled for March 25 to allow the defense more time to gather information that it said could resolve the case before it goes to trial.
Men’s Rugby: Gauchos Stay Alive in Bid for Playoffs
It wasn’t a win, but with the playoffs on the line, the UCSB men’s rugby team will take the tie. The Gauchos kept their playoff hopes alive by scoring a last second try to pull within two points of San Diego State, then converted the extra points for a 20-20 tie on the road on Saturday.
Prison Bureau Denies Part in Halfway House Closure
Students objecting to yesterday’s closure of Isla Vista’s halfway house may have been protesting the wrong organization, a Federal Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman said.
Women’s Rugby Loses to San Diego 15-5
The UCSB women’s rugby team lacked the strength to overcome the power of rival UCSD, losing to the Tritons 15-5. UCSB and UCSD are competing for the one Southern California bid to Nationals in late spring, making this weekend’s loss a critical one.
Scholar Speaks on ‘New Black Aesthetic’
Audience reactions ranged from being shocked to mildly amused when a visiting Tunisian scholar read a series of uncouth, stereotypical descriptions about the differences between black and white racial identities.