All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy

February 3 – February 10, 2005

Arts & Lectures presents a screening of Ousmane Sembene’s latest film “Moolaad

Prognosticate, Procrastinate

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Red Hot Gauchos Take on Anteaters

The #7 UCSB men’s volleyball team will look to gain some revenge against #11 Irvine when Santa Barbara travels to Irvine tonight. The last time the Gauchos (5-4,5-1 MPSF) faced the Anteaters (3-7, 1-4 MPSF) was in the second round of the EBar Invitational in Santa Barbara on Jan. 7, with Irvine sweeping Santa Barbara out 3-0.

Letting Go of the Liquor

Here it is. The newest and hottest move for the bedroom that’s sweeping across the nation faster than your dad sweeps up the vomit at Magic Mountain. That’s right, I called your dad a janitor. From Rochester to Riverside, from Connecticut to Cali, people are doing it like they’ve never done it before.

I.V. Store Violates Liquor Laws

Keg N’ Bottle, the Isla Vista grocery store formerly known as Mac’s Market, is facing a 25-day suspension of its liquor license or a fine as high as $20,000 for selling alcohol to an underage buyer.

Men’s Tennis: Second-Ranked UCLA Sweeps #67 SB Netters

One would think being nationally-ranked would mean you could compete against anyone. This is not the case when one faces UCLA. The #67 UCSB (2-1 overall) men’s tennis team was swept 7-0 by the #2 Bruins (5-0 overall) Tuesday. UCLA has not lost a single point this season.

Aid Relief Hits I.V.

Support tsunami relief? Wait – that was so last month. Besides, I heard Jacko is protesting. America and other nations gave money and nations have been rebuilt. I have to remind those who hold this opinion that there is more to nation building than three weeks of news press and “Crossfire” discussions.

Firestone Aims to Accomplish Goals

Armed with a carefully selected staff and an intimate knowledge of local politics, 3rd District Supervisor Brooks Firestone says he is ready to deliver on the promises he made to voters during his campaign last March.

Sports Column: An Excuse to Party

Something big is happening this Sunday that starts with an “S” – I just can’t quite remember what it is. Is it the… S… S… “Simpsons”?