She Said: Quit the Pity Parties – it’s Just Another Day of the Year

I am single. I am single and it’s Valentine’s Day. I am single, it’s Valentine’s Day, and I’m not angry or sad.

Warbler Visits UCSB, Excites Avian Admirers

Several avid bird-watchers recently spied a species rarely found in this region of California — a yellow-bellied black-feathered Magnolia Warbler — and they spotted it on the UCSB campus.

Men’s Tennis: Ranked Teams Too Much For UCSB

The UCSB men’s tennis team is on a roll – a roll that will likely take it right out of the national rankings.

Woo Them With Raw Gestures of Affection

Valentine’s Day, a day that will forever live as “the day” of cheap flowers, boxed candy and a night of dinner and the movies for thousands of people across the country. It is a time for love to blossom and to be reaffirmed and for pure expression of those deeply hidden passions.

A.S. Amps Up for Concerts With New Audio Equipment

Associated Students Program Board (ASPB) will crank it up to 11 at upcoming events with a new $45,000 sound system. ASPB recently bought the new sound equipment with money in capital reserves.

W Water Polo: UCI Wins By One With Last-Second Goal

The #9 UCSB women’s water polo team began its home schedule in an upsetting fashion with a loss to #18 Irvine on Saturday.

The Governator Says, “Hasta La Vista, Education”

I can still hear the cheers and occasional jeers from the uproarious crowd at the tiny mall praising the man who would save our state from debt and promote unity in Sacramento.

Men’s Lacrosse: Santa Barbara LAX Tames Newbies

The UCSB men’s lacrosse team is hot right now, and it will take more than a road trip to #11 Cal Poly or a visit by San Diego State to cool them off.

Let’s Drink to Our Fine Water

Today is supposed to be the last day that they’re cleaning the pipes, which means I.V.’s water will be back to normal – whatever that is.

Gaucho Bench Whips Mustangs

Despite a first-half stampede by the Mustangs (9-11 overall, 3-9 in the Big West), the Gauchos (13-8 overall, 10-2 Big West) wrangled their central coast rival into submission with a 78-54 decision in their second straight win coming out a halftime deficit.