Winners Smoke Rival Rollers

The level of talent among the participants who packed into Anisq’ Oyo’ Park on Sunday afternoon for the revival of Isla Vista’s long-forgotten joint-rolling competition was so high, it could make your head spin.

SB Back to Old Ways

In another offensive shootout, the UCSB women’s basketball team (9-7 overall, 6-1 in the Big West) tamed Pacific (4-11 overall, 2-6 Big West) 74-61 on Saturday, shooting 50 percent on the night to return to the top of the Big West standings in a tie for first place with Long Beach State.

Egocentric Dems Should Accept Election Results

This is a letter to all the protesters who walked out of class last week. Why are you so disappointed with a democratically elected president? After the 2000 presidential election, everyone was so pissed about how Bush didn’t win the popular vote, and now that he has won it, you still feel that you were cheated.

I.V.’s Director of Special Projects Has Master Plan

Kris Miller-Fisher has big plans for Isla Vista, and if her new office in Embarcadero Hall is any indication, she will be spending plenty of time there to see them through.

Swimming: Gaucho Men Drown Pacific; Women Can’t Keep Pace

Senior Lindsay Dalonzo and sophomore Jennifer Schwalb took first place in two events for Santa Barbara but were unable to hold back the strength of Pacific, losing 168-94. The men fared better, however, and ended the day with a 154-108 victory over the Tigers on Saturday at Campus Pool.

A Special Thank You From a Victim Of UCSB’s Maze

This past Friday, I had just left Girvetz Hall at 9 p.m. after a script reading. Confident of finding my way in the dark back to where my wife had dropped me off that afternoon somewhere west of Campbell Hall and where we arranged to meet after the reading, I set off on foot.

Police Arrest Man for Stabbing Student During Argument

Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers responded to an incident in which a UCSB student was slashed with a knife early Sunday morning, arresting the assailant within minutes of the assault.

Santa Barbara Splits Series With Brigham Young

After Friday night’s upset 3-1 victory over #2 Brigham Young, Santa Barbara’s winning wave closed out as the defending national champion Cougars split the weekend series, sweeping the UCSB men’s volleyball team 3-0.

Concert To Aid Mudslide Victims

The Salvation Army has joined forces with local Christian radio station K-LIFE 89.3 FM to offer a free benefit concert tonight to raise money for the victims of the La Conchita mudslide.

Rally in I.V. Celebrates Roe v. Wade

Pro-choice advocates rallied around the U.S. Supreme Court’s 1973 Roe v. Wade decision in Anisq’ Oyo’ Park on Saturday, commemorating the 32nd anniversary of the landmark case that granted women the right to choose to have an abortion.