A.S. Runs Out of Funding for Student groups

Only two meetings into the quarter, Associated Students Finance Board is already out of money to give to student groups. Entering Monday’s meeting with just $825.07, the board divided the funds among seven student organizations.

He Said, She Said: Internet Shenanigans Are Eerily Reminiscent of High School

As a toddler, I was shy. I spoke only when spoken to – if then – and as my mother taught me, I was leery of strangers.

Vector Control Bites Bugs Back

Despite heavy rainfall in recent months and the mosquito danger posed by standing water, Santa Barbara pest control officials say cooler weather will help prevent an infestation of the bloodsucking insects.

May I Suggest Canada for Bush-Bashers?

Ah, the fresh smell of victory. There’s nothing like waking up to hear “President Bush’s Second Inauguration” on any given news channel. This is the face of democracy. The Democrats thought they had it. This was going to be a strong victory for Sen. John Kerry to show those stupid, hawkish right-wingers once and for all that their politics don’t belong here in America.

Police Detain Suspected Serial Thieves

A routine traffic stop made by Santa Barbara California Highway Patrol officers on Saturday led to the capture of four burglars that allegedly preyed on numerous cars and residences along the Central Coast last week.

City of Goleta To Seek Input on General Plan

Workshops put on by the Goleta City Council will offer residents a say in the first-ever Goleta General Plan, which will create policies for future development in the city.

Landslide of Notes

Penny for My Thoughts

I hate pennies. They’re like the quick-breeding, out-of-control bunnies of the monetary world. Back in 2001, one courageous congressman, Jim Kolbe (R-Ariz.), introduced legislation calling for its elimination, but nothing ever came of it. Alas.

First-Place Tigers Pounce on UCSB

On a night that honored hardwood greats from Santa Barbara’s past, Pacific (14-2 overall, 9-0 in the Big West) showed the largest Thunderdome crowd of the year where the power presently lies in the Big West.

Private Dancer: Wake Up, Progressives

The progressive movement sprouted from the idea that the world would really get somewhere if only everybody would let their lives be run by progressives. Central to the idea was a centralized and empowered government that could run most things better than free individuals.