‘Fetch Me My Rapier, Boy’

Social Distortion | Sex, Love and Rock ‘n’ Roll | Time Bomb

Sensitive men love to sing the blues. However, they don’t often sing about much else. Mike Ness, the singer and songwriter behind weathered punk trio Social Distortion, always embraced macho endurance on earlier albums.

UC Briefs: January 13, 2005

The University of California, lead plaintiff for investors in the Enron securities litigation, will move next week for preliminary court approval of a settlement with some of Enron’s former directors in which the investor class will receive $168 million.

Handsome Boy Modeling School | White People | Elektra

Most people associate Handsome Boy Modeling School with their cameo in Jack Johnson’s new song “Breakdown.” White People, the band’s latest album, however, has much more to offer than this catchy tune.

Santa Barbara in the Spotlight

Artsweek interview with Professor Cristina Venegas

January 13 – January 20, 2005

Arts & Lectures will be presenting a screening of sci-fi mega-classic “Godzilla,” uncut and newly printed in 35mm. This Japanese classic paved the way for countless films like “Ghostbusters,” “Pearl Harbor” and “Legends of the Fall,” to name a few.

Books Open, Bottoms Up

The weatherhuman has gone mad. The cause for this madness; the decision to take a full load of 21 units. Although some may call it the end of any sort of social life, not so for this wily androgenous being.

Athletic Trainers Get Gauchos Back in the Game

A certain Hardwood Injury Bug (Basketius gauchitis), a mysteriously aggressive creature that has plagued the UCSB men’s basketball team this season, may have met its match on campus.

Hitting Just the Right Spot

Wilt Chamberlain once admitted to allegedly having participated in all sorts of righteous and nasty coitus with over 20,000 totally hot chicks. What must that do to a man’s ego?

Fatal Landslides Close Roads

Rescue workers in La Conchita have confirmed at least six fatalities in the landslide that buried a four-block area of the small town and closed all four lanes of Highway 101.